Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
i stub my toe at least 9 times per day but, surprisingly, that is not the reason why i dont have a pinky toe nail its actually GENETICS
current problems:
1) I want to go to a party with jaje tonight but i have babysitting at 8 tomrrow
2) i have to get ready to go to the party but i want to be on the computer
wearing a flannel tonight bc I’m #thatdyke
right now im in this very weird place between like some kind of premature desire for generativity and like an obsession with finding averageness and normality ITS VERY WEIRD I DONT LIKE
yea original bitchez
(Source: followtherightrabbit)
@klaw7
(Source: chuck-charles)
HEY IVE DEVELOPED SMALL BOOBS BUT HEY IT OKAY I WONT END MY LIFE
I cured myself of shyness when it finally occurred to me that people didn’t think about me half as much as I gave them credit for. The truth was, nobody gave a damn. Like most teenagers, I was far too self-centered. When I stopped being prisoner to what I worried was others’ opinions of me, I became more confident and free.
Lucille Ball (via always-have-a-dream)
its not just that i cant stand you its also that i want to sumo slam you to the death
Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. Most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love, and madness combine and course through you. A love that will never dilute - even when the waters get deep, and dark.
(via herhappythoughts)
(Source: mariaarroyo)
I forgot how to get happy but I want to remember
Hate u so v much
Where us. My butt
